What to Carol when you're expecting....

Lately, I have had more time to think (especially when I should be sleeping....say at 3am). So, may I present, for your entertainment, a few little ditties that have been on Top 40 rotation in my mind..........

'All I Want For Christmas is a Good Night's Sleep'

All I want for Christmas is a good night's sleep
A good night's sleep
A good night's sleep
A good night's sleep

All I want for Christmas is a good night's sleep
So I can function like a normal person.


'Ankle Swells'

Ankle swells, ankle swells
Swollen all the way
Oh what fun it is to see your ankles swell away!


'O Vanished Feet'

O vanished feet
O vanished feet

My sight line to you keeps changing.

And finally,

'The 9 Months of Pregnancy'

On the first month of pregnancy my body gave to me a dose of crushing fatigue....
2 tender boobies
3 food aversions
4 raging hormones
Morning sickness
6 tiny bladders
7 pants elastic
8 month's expanding
9 OB appointments